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Satira: "Is it raining up here, as well?" Serescion: "It's called thunder. If a new volcano sprang up, I don't think you'd have to ask, 'Is that a new volcano'?" Haxley: "No, Volcanos make Zerroth's pop-outta-the-ground routine look subtle." Satira: "You wouldn't have the time." Godefroy: "It's been raining here for hours." Kediaq: "Another one bites the dust." Elundil: "Just out of sheer curiosity .. is anyone looking for imbeddibles?" Serescion: "No, but I'm always on the look out for imbibables." Elundil: "Well, yes you are." Linsha: "Rain? How long has THAT been happening and where might I find a nice, thick cloak to hide from it.." Haxley: "Terror might let you bother his..." Rinika: "... Terror?" Haxley: "The Holey Terror Serescion." Elundil: "I assumed he meant Witchie" Rinika: "Oh. Oh." Rinika: "Ne'ermind." Serescion: "Please, HTS will do." Eiadh: "He's got a buncha holes in 'im?" Haxley: "No no, my dear wife is...well, my wife." Satira: "And why is he a terror?" Haxley: "Ask him." Serescion: "I was dubbed Holy Terror tonight, I haven't received the memo yet on why." Satira: "Update me as information comes." Linsha: "Feeling special yet?" Haxley: "I suppose he could be the Walrusian Terror..." Juspera: "Hidely ho." Linsha: "Who is looking for myself or Satira?" Satira: "We demand to know!" Haxley: "You're de-manned? Some things should be kept private." Satira: "Yeah, like cheesy jokes." Haxley: "Pft, I gotta keep myself entertained somehow." Linsha: "No, those should be kept in the public to keep public stupidity levels down. Only one idiot per town please." Juspera: "Cheesy jokes make me blue." Godefroy: "Bleu... cheese?" Juspera: "Gouda one." Satira: "And it gets better and better folks!" Haxley: "That was a tad too sharp..." Juspera: "You guys are crackers." Satira: "Stop wine-ing." Linsha: "Satira and I are smooching under the table. So stop looking at us!" Godefroy: "Sometimes, we gotta milk these as much as possible before the opportunity curdles." Stadia: "Darn, now I wish I could look." Linsha: "Or sour." Juspera: "That was udderly terrible." Serescion: "No, please no, not within earshot of Haxley." Haxley: "Tryin to cow them into silence, Prince?" Serescion: "Noooooo.... waaaah." Juspera: "Time to hoof it." Linsha: "Come on now. Animal jokes are last month. New subject matter please as the commoners demand fresh material." Haxley: "Pft, you tryin' to horn in on my territory is bull. Now scoot before I calf to beat you." Eiadh: "Okay. I'm going to have to arrest all of you for violation of the 'No Pun' Ordinance." Satira: "I should only be mildly fined. I only used one." Haxley: "Moooooove along." Linsha: "Make sure my manacles are rusty. They itch more." Juspera: "Steer your puns over here, I won't hide!" Kediaq: "Careful handling that ordinance." Godefroy: "Hey, I'm not trying to goat you into anything, Haxley." Eiadh: "Bad! Doubly bad!" Juspera: "Godefroy, ewe stinker." Eiadh: "Make her stop! Make her stop!" Sylanae: "Sheer torture.." Jhayde: "who keeps locatin'?" Juspera: "Koar, Sylanae." Haxley: "Don't you feel sheepish now, Eiadh?" Godefroy: "What can I say? I'm a baa-d punster." Satira: "Someone was locating us too!" Juspera: "Wooly ever stop??" Eiadh: "Ack! I need backup! Where's Warden Eklinaar when you need him?" Kediaq: "He's not sheepish about it!" Juspera: "Bah." Haxley: "Scion started it!" Eiadh: "Holy cow. You guys are terrible." Godefroy: "Don't cow-nt on it. I'm having an egg-sellent time." Haxley: "You keep ramming that down out throats..." Juspera: "You have a lot of pluck making that pun." Eiadh: "Yes, well I figured the audience would gobble it right up." Lokirro: "Erm.. chicken?" Lokirro: "I don't like this game." Haxley: "I think I'll duck that opening..." Juspera: "All this talk of livestock is making me peckish." Sylanae: "Make it stop..." Eiadh: "Hmm, a second dinner sounds good. Don't hog it all, Juspera." Godefroy: "Oh, now that quacked me up." Juspera: "Don't go off half-cocked, Sylanae." Haxley: "Now you're just bacon for it." Sylanae: "Heh.." Juspera: "You reap what you sow around here." Lokirro: "quit hoggin' all the good ones!" Sylanae: "Okay spies, no more spying!" Thrassus: "Did the lot of you decide to go mad all at once this eve?" Juspera: "Thrassus, don't be such a boar." Haxley: "So lettuce get pest this seed of disgust regarding puns, yeast we get smote." Godefroy: "Awe, there's mutton wrong with us. In time, we'll re-veal that to you." Lokirro: "that one was just corn-y" Eiadh: "Finally, Lokirro got one in." Sylanae: "Another one has been sucked in.. its an epidemic." Juspera: "Squash your disparaging comments, pease." Lokirro: "i got two!" Rinika: "So much bitterness dis evenin'." Lokirro: "the hogging one, too" Haxley: "Muffin to worry about, Rini." Lokirro: "you guys just aren't that witty" Eiadh: "We can be dispearaging if we want to." Rinika: "Muffin. Hm. Oo" Linsha: "Who the hell is looking for me, or Satira!" Juspera: "Oh, orange you special!" Lokirro: "ooh.. I can locate too." Lokirro: "thanks for reminding me" Linsha: "Yes I am special in my own sick, twisted and demented way. Any other questions?" Lokirro: "now.. I wonder where Eiadh is" Lokirro: "Ooh ooh.. I'm talented!" Lokirro: "wanna see me do a cartwheel?" Haxley: "Like a brick." Lokirro: "yea yea" Sylanae: "Have a good night everyone." Kilthal: "Sleep well, Syl" Sylanae: "I'll certainly try. Nightmares are likely after the pun-fest." Juspera: "You might have to count sheep." Sylanae: "And on that note..." Neddling: "you're not lion about that." Stadia: "Gouda night." Haxley: "I shan't join in again." Valanis: "Good, because I couldn't bear any more of it out of you, Haxley." Melkinor: "Owl'd that happen?" Haxley: "Furry carefully." Rinika: "... Dath was bad, Haxley." Rinika: ".. An' the rest o' all o' yah." Rinika: "Die." Linsha: "Must I?" Rinika: "Not you." Haxley: "Me?" Rinika: "Yes, you too." Linsha: "Oh good. The rain is making the earth soft enough so my blood is not needed." Eiadh: "Juspera, your puns are shear torture." Rinika: "Everyone who's been pun-infected." Juspera: "Punfections!" Rinika: "... Ah knew this one would come." Neddling: "Guano know where I'm at? Hunting Vesperti" |